Lawmaker Wants Cold Beer Banned In Missouri

Yes Missouri, this is your statesman, hard at work:

Under a bill by Sen. Bill Alter, grocery and convenience stores would risk losing their liquor licenses if they sold beer colder than 60 degrees. The intent is to cut down on drunken driving by making it less tempting to pop open a beer after leaving the store.

Not only is this a frivolous law but Senator Alter apparently didn't even come up with it himself (a fifth grader did).

Cheeky monkey.

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