His Noodly Appendage Gets Hate E-Mail

Via Boing Boing, FSM documents the atrocities:

"You know what I think? I believe you are retarded and a spastic."

"alright man. i dont know what the heck you think you are doing. but just wait till you are standing in front of the gates of heaven. when god asks you 'Why should I let you into Heaven?' what are you going to say? 'let me in because i mocked you my entire pathetic life, said there was a god better than you, made of spaghetti and meatballs. let me in.' "

"Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn't know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti."

Why do these people hate pasta?

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