Hooray For Global Warming

Says James S. Robbins:

Personally, I don’t know what all the shouting is about. Global warming is great. Granted, maybe it isn’t really happening, and if it is there are strong reasons to doubt that humans have anything to do with it. But if the world is warming, I say “bravo.” People in most parts of the globe should have no objection to a warmer, wetter climate. If the aliens were watching they’d conclude we were making our planet more habitable on purpose.

So large landmasses in the northern hemisphere will become habitable, huh? Tell you what, James: in anticipation of the surfin' global warming weather, why don't you stake your claim on that territory now and stay there? Yeah, that's the ticket.

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