Stream of Consciousness

After watching George W. Bush's speech tonight, I desperately needed a good shot of levity.

Larry David did the trick, via the Huffington Post. An excerpt:

I wonder how long I've been up. It feels like at least forty minutes. Maybe I should look at the time. No, don't look at the time. How's that gonna help? Im just curious. Don't look. DO NOT LOOK... three-thirty. Are you happy? Idiot. I told you not to look but you know everything...I can't stand this quilt. The comforter inside always slips down. I'm grabbing at nothing here! I haven't had a good quilt in a long time. Where'd this quilt come from anyway? Tomorrow I'll mention the quilt. She's not gonna like that. She'll say there's nothing wrong with the quilt and that'll be that. It's sad I can't have a quilt I rove…Rove, damn it, that's the second time today I've done that. God, I hate that man. See, this is what he wants. He wants to get in your head. He wants to keep you up. You're giving him what he wants!

Read the rest here for a good chuckle.

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